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social media whore.

January 2, 2012

so.

i’ve gone though pages of pages of social media researching, and studying. if nothing, i would love to have more than 1000 people following me on twitter. NO PORN STARS (or fake ones at least)

I’ve spend most of my time recently making TONS of gmail accounts, youtube accounts, twitters, a linked-in account, stickam, reverbantion (for bands), and this little wordpress…I think the only thing i’m missing now is an instagram… and bet your ass, i’m getting on it. goodbye android, hello mac.

you do the math...

i have tweeted upwards of 950 times and currently have 88 followers… here comes the math: 950 divided by 88 = 10.7954545 …so every 11 tweets i get a new follower. IM WAY MORE INTERESTING THAN THAT, i just need to be engaged in conversation and attention..

when twitter started i would @tweet people that i didn’t know and say i was hanging gout with them.. like…

yo @50cent, you left two bottles of Cristal at my apartment, I’ll mail them to you,.. it might take a while, I’m sending them ground mail…

or……….

@iamdiddy i see you had a your b-day party… maybe my invitation was lost in the mail? get at me son, i got you something. later dood!

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COME ON!, I’m fucking hilarious! @TomOverChaplin

-tom


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  1. January 2, 2012 4:24 pm

    i’ve hit a new low….

    http://www.topblogs.com.ph/dir/

    …i’m on a Filipino only blog site…

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