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April 24, 2013

Hey everyone, sicne my YouTube channel is doign so great and I am partnered now with RPM Networks I wanted to share a post on here of a playlist of my videos so far, please like them, subscribe, and most importantly SHARE. I need everyones help so please repost this to your facebook accounts and find me on my other social media sites. Thanks so much guys!

-Tom

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Eyes wide open.

September 24, 2012

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Naked as we came.

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May 1, 2012

I am sitting waiting wishing

my dead st rose,…

March 16, 2012

i feel like im graduating again, but this time i don’t have to see you the next day…

i’ve taken so much and you’ve offered so little. i can honestly say that the education you have offered me was the biggest ponzi scheme ever. Your clown college is a drudge joke of non-ambitious professors and self absorbed chairs. someday your PR department will finally have some work to do with digging yourself out of the million dollar hole you put your alumni in.

but don’t worry, i won’t forget you. at least for another 30 years when my student loans you shoved up my ass are gone.

 

…on a positive note, i have made some of the best friends of my life so far here… though the department that i worked for wasn’t always by ideal job, it made for some of the best stories… i can sincerely thank everyone one of them for making my college “career” a fun and unforgeable one.

i love you guys.

-me

 

 

ps: …on to insurance.

middle fucking finger

March 2, 2012

driving to work todayΒ  i had 3 people cut me off, nothing new, it doesn’t phase me….

 

BUT, one person cut me off and slammed on their brakes… almost rear ended them. i instantly felt like i would have become a victim of fraud..

some fucking scumbag fuck had NOTHING in front of them, cut me off doing 30 and SLAMMED on their brakes.

(good thing i have the reaction seasoned driving vet)

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I WAS FUCKING LIVID!

 

After slamming on my brakes and assessing the distance i was from the car….. approximately 1 foot. i looked at the back of their car and noticed it wasn’t the only accident this dumb bitch had been in:

*cracked tail light

*smashed bumper

*paint scuffs on rear left side

*crushed license plate

 

OoOoOoOoOoHHHHHHH, YOU ALMOST GOT ME YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

 

my reaction, INSTANT FINGER!

Then I see their child in the back seat turn around and look at me?

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TWO FINGERS!

 

…….I hope the next time i see you is on TV for accident fraud and you’re behind jail bars and your kid is getting adopted.

 

suck it.

it’s an elipsis…

March 1, 2012

i forgot people read this, maybe I should continue to write?

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anywho; my new job starts march 19th and i’m leaving my current employer St. Rose. …it kinds sucks because i have so many great friends here not to mention a couple of stalkers that keep my ego fulfilled. But, i’ll make more paper and live in a nicer area… I got approved for a $142,000 mortgage loan so it’s time to look at houses…

I also started making a checklist/bucketlist… (i try not to use bucketlist too often because if i die tomorrow i’ll look like i failed in living) but here it is.

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1) live on the ocean

2) own a GIANT boat

3) win a Grammy

4) hit 1,000,000 views on youtube

5) go to Antarctica

6) scuba dive

7) own a company

8) …

Thank god for drafts..

January 22, 2012

one, two, skip a few, ninety nine, three hundred and sixty five.

making time for this pans out to be harder than i thought. with all my facebook surfing and creeping, i cant seem to find an hour or two to sit down and rabble off some insignificant shit that no-one reads anyway.

well, my past week has been something else. lots of hanging out with my friends and family. I think i’m destined to work a 9-5 and just survive. I always thought i was going to be hot shit somewhere doing something important. so far, no such thing has occurred.

Who knows? maybe this journey is just to help me find someone who can help me get my foot in the door.

I’ve been getting so desperate that I have researched past Grammy winner for not-so-well-known awards like ” Best Spoken Word Kids Album.” I WANT A GRAMMY! So, I’m looking into non-licensed kids poems to do a sound recording and i want to get a couple of unique voices to record this with me. maybe instrumental backgrounds. I think it would be fun, and I would love to win a Grammy, most of all.

Get at me if you’re interested, we can make this a web-known project…..